Starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, Neil Patrick Harris… ETC. Watch and LAUGH.

OK you know how people sometimes ask, “What do you think the greatest invention of all time is?” Then someone responds with “electricity,” “the wheel,” or something else generically accurate.

Well forget all of that. I am answering out of ignorance with this : Ding It’s Up is the greatest invention ever.

Ding It's Up

How do you know you are a ding-damsel? Here is a typical scenario –too typical: You need to register for classes, but, oh –look at that– UT’s Web server is too busy; The site has crashed. And you, pulling on the bottom lids of your eyes, scream and fear that the worst will happen: you won’t get in to any of your classes unless you just sit there like a champ and keep hitting refresh.

Ding alerts you when those pesky sites go back up. That’s right. No phenomenal refresh-speed needed. The service notifies you through e-mail, text, or Twitter.

It solves the most frustrating Internet habit of all time. I’d like to see the wheel try that.

You know Hulu– He is that popular guy who walks around in his letterman jacket at all the parties. All of the pretty girls in school like him, but he’s too busy playing football and getting straight A’s to care about commitment. He’d rather kick back with a beer.

Until Sling came into town. She was sooo sexy. Sling, like Hulu, offered streaming TV shows and movies, but was still in her beta phase– a little bit younger and immature, but enticing nonetheless.

Too bad for Hulu though, cause Sling is a feminist who wants female equality, and sometimes, female superiority. She will stop at nothing to be better, cooler, and more popular than Hulu.

Screenshot of Sling.com

If you want real information on Sling.com, you should probably read TechCrunch.

I have made a post about Moleskine journals before, and how dare you think it would be my last on the topic.

'skine.art

’skine.art is a Web gallery of art done in the ever-holy Moleskine journal.

I have some I did myself, but I did them in Amsterdam, so instead of scanning them and placing them in this post, I would like to get a job some day.

Monty Python has a YouTube channel. This is similar to Moses parting the Red Sea with his staff, but not as phallic. Or as phallic. Whatever.

Ever feel out of touch with Facebook? Yes, that was a trick question. Clever.

The lowest form of Facebook interaction to get your fix: updating your status. But then once you’ve made the decision to do it, you have to contemplate what you can say without sounding like a complete douche/Facebook drone.

Generatus can help you. According to it, my current status is: “Chelsey agrees that money talks: her always says ‘Good-bye’.”

This is more of like a fortune cookie…

Free TV : Ustream

The latest Web craze: Puppy Cam!

Cuteness is provided by the UStream.TV site, which streams live video to its community members.

There is nothing better than street art online. It’s like porn for me. Except I’m not misogynistic… Take that patriarchy.

Little People is a “tiny street art project” in the urban paradise of London. Little people are literally left everywhere on the streets, juxtaposed with interesting props and left to “fiend for themselves.”

This is my favorite:

From Little People blogspot

Yesterday I couldn’t help but notice Wired’s Wiki-how to post: how to make a cake in a mug.

From Wired.com

I don’t particularly love cake, and I don’t particularly love mugs –But when you slap the two together, something inside me springs to life, and it’s not even my appetite (that much).

To make it even crazier, you bake your cup of cake in the microwave.

Cake in mugs for all!

As we all pause and wave goodbye to the past two years of our lives, we must be nostalgic about all of the wonderful comments, ideas and concepts that arose during this election: all of the stereotyped Joes and Janes and Titos; the hockey moms; the “hope” and “change” –Oh, how thankful I am to never hear this blunder again (from both sides).

Now we face forward. It seems like our country was in a snow globe and someone just shook it, I know, because everything is upside-down-opposite of what it was– But for once we are right side up, am I right?

That’s why Boston.com’s “Big Picture” photo gallery of The next President of the United States is beautiful. –It’s history (for who he is, not just because he is part Black).