Ever feel out of touch with Facebook? Yes, that was a trick question. Clever.

The lowest form of Facebook interaction to get your fix: updating your status. But then once you’ve made the decision to do it, you have to contemplate what you can say without sounding like a complete douche/Facebook drone.

Generatus can help you. According to it, my current status is: “Chelsey agrees that money talks: her always says ‘Good-bye’.”

This is more of like a fortune cookie…