You know Hulu– He is that popular guy who walks around in his letterman jacket at all the parties. All of the pretty girls in school like him, but he’s too busy playing football and getting straight A’s to care about commitment. He’d rather kick back with a beer.

Until Sling came into town. She was sooo sexy. Sling, like Hulu, offered streaming TV shows and movies, but was still in her beta phase– a little bit younger and immature, but enticing nonetheless.

Too bad for Hulu though, cause Sling is a feminist who wants female equality, and sometimes, female superiority. She will stop at nothing to be better, cooler, and more popular than Hulu.

Screenshot of Sling.com

If you want real information on Sling.com, you should probably read TechCrunch.