The Bicycle Tutor is the ultimate Web site for the mechanically-challenged, eco-Austinite.

It’s like some bicyclist squire did advanced View—>Page Source on YouTube and went nuts. Videos like, “How To Adjust Sidepull Calliper Brakes” (what the hell is that), “How To Use A Presta Valve Adaptor” (and that?), and many other big-worded bike parts assemble themselves well on the site, even presenting an option to make comments.

Complaining about high gas prices? Might want to think about using this to fix yourself up for a cheaper ride; bikes shall always prosper!

Mozilla Firefox, the pharaoh of browsers, is releasing 3.0 tomorrow and daring all who bow to its glory to download it and break a Guinness world record for the software most downloaded in 24 hours.

It’s a good ploy to get the product out, but there also isn’t much to fight about since Firefox speaks Web better than any other browser. The new version supposedly has much more customizable features, and includes one-click bookmarking.

Get your share and become part of nerd history.

Ever since my class J349T Writing for Online Publication was forced into getting Twitter accounts to attempt new journalistic feets, well, long story short– We all got addicted.

Yet there is something about constant updates that seems tiring–Oh ya, because once you end up on Twitter 24/7 you aren’t doing anything.

twittearth increases the chance that Twitter will leave you a lifeless zombie. Using Flash 9, the site captures all Twitter musings from Twitter users logged in through its server.

I could sit and watch international tweets all day.

Celeb gossip occupies 0% of my online time. This is why the site lazygirl.info is the tabloid you glance at while waiting in the line at the grocery store.

The site hosts millions of pictures of celebrities, and even displays birthdays on the mainpage.

Yay for uselessness.

Midomi has capitalized on a concept that can’t possibly always be useful. They have created the music search engine…by humming or singing.

Honestly, I could use this once. But then again, maaaaybe not. Not only can you find music through that, but people record themselves singing songs. For example, there are 628 fan recordings of The Beatles.

Never in my life would I venture to that torture over the real thing.

For those who enjoyed James Bond’s contraptions and Inspector Gadget’s gadgets comes geekalerts.com.

Only there could one find such a stapler:

One could even find cufflinks made of circuit boards. And, yes, sadly, Star Wars merch also available.

Whenever the homeless people on the drag ask me for money, I’m honest when I say I have less than them. Because sometimes, or most of the time, I suck at keeping track of money. And most people do if they are already broke most of the time.

The point is Xpenser.

Xpenser is a network that lets you keep track of expenses through the phone, email, Twitter, or IM. As soon as the COOP robs you for books, text Xpenser. As soon as someone steals your purse from the Union, email Xpenser (your phone is stolen).

Yet, something tells me that in theory this is a great idea. In reality, the broke feeling will never fade.

A social networking site out of the UK, sniffu.com, will be integrated into Facebook soon, and guess what it does… makes everything creepier!

It was only expected, yet are you ready to take the plunge? Here is how to commit social network suicide:

Join the community. Then when you want to know where someone is, text “sniff Jane” (if you want to know where Jane is, and Jane will let you sniff her…). A Google map will appear on your little mobile and placemark exactly where Jane is, or at least, where her phone is.

Do you know what this means? The end of lying! No one can say they will be somewhere they aren’t because you are just creepy enough to know!

Good: 1

Evil: 0

It’s April Fools Day, and the same old jokes are no longer funny. Admit it.

So where to turn to keep this day of infamy a day of infamy? The Internet, of course. Created special for April Fools with archives of the last few years comes the site April Fools’ Day on the Web, a complete Internet database and search engine for April Fools jokes.

It’s 3:37 p.m. Search and prank post haste.

What is GraphJam?

It is exactly that: pop culture for people in cubicles. It is for the complete graph-adorer– Legit graphs, i.e.:

Talk about infographics, that was all I needed to know.