So  this dreamboat and I are doing the December Austin Monthly fashion shoot tomorrow and it’s going to look something like this…

But add a weird dog…

And an awkward run…

And you’ve got success!!!

If Pandora plays Jack Johnson one more time, I’m going to vote for Sarah Palin.

That said, I photographed the lovely singer/songwriter Sarah Emley today for her album art. Luckily, my ovaries were working overtime, so I can provide you with the girliest, glowiest photos since my abortion. Just kidding. Enjoy! More to come!

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Oh and photo tip of the day: the more uncomfortable and dirty you have to get for a photo, probably the better. Unless you’re Patrick Swayze.

Patrick Swayze Official Fan Club Scan

I’m late for a girl’s night in, so this is all you get!!!!

More from Marfa…

The Chinati, Veronica Hansen

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Judd's Cubes, Veronica Hansen

Last week, this dude I picked up and I went to Marfa, Texas, which is exactly in the middle of nowhere West Texas. Marfa is reknown for its art transformation in the 80s thanks to this other dude Donald Judd(who just so happens to be a bit of a hottie).

Donald Judd

The town is bare bones except for about 10 art galleries and the fabulous Chinati Foundation (Judd’s baby), which houses 12 artists’ installations in former military-base bunkers. I highly recommend going, if only for the beautiful West Texas scenery.

Moonrise over the Antelope Lodge, Veronica Hansen

Rocks rock, Veronica Hansen

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Here are the rest of my photos from the creepy Mueller housing development/old scary airport. On a related note, I’m thinking of going as a ghost for Halloween, but a ghost in the sense of a white sheet with two eye holes cut out.

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Hey, hey, hey!  Sorry for the post delay - but I’m currently in a heated contract standoff with the Daily Texan. Or I was out of town for the weekend in the middle of West Texas.

Either way - here’s a tid bit to hold you over. It’s a photo from this new booming area of residence in Austin called the Mueller Development. It’s really creepy at night because they leave some lights on in the empty houses - which all are basically the same looking. In other words - I’m a very post-modern, anti-capitalism, social commentary, American Beauty photographer today. I’ll post the rest very soon…

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Here are just a few more from the trip. More to come tomorrow, but I’ve got to finish carving my Sarah Palin Pumpkin!

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Reader’s poll: what would be a good ironic name for the above photo??? Make sure it says something about feeling alone in a crowd of people!

The last half of the Vegas portrait project…

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Warning: this is a sleepsy-ispy post after a long weekend of free drinks, dry air, and oodles of caboodles of misogyny.

Vegas was fab. Many pics of me in high heels and miniskirts coming soon. In the meantime, enjoy the first half of my class assignment. For this project, I had to put on my “photojournalism hat” and photograph people in the style of the great August Sander. Sander traveled around Germany in the pre WWII era attempting to make a portrait of the German people. I love his work, so hopefully I did his style justice with some portraits I did of the Vegas people.

Here are the first 3. See if you can spot the feminist agenda…

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So, I’m going to Las Vegas in about an hour.  My Aunt is getting married on Saturday. I’m also addicted to gambling.

When I hear Vegas I always picture two things: my mother on the nickel-slots, and these Annie Leibovitz photos of Vegas showgirls. I’ll try to update from Vegas, but I’ve heard that’s not where they wi-fi is at.

Before

Annie Leibovitz

After

Annie Leibovitz

Before

Annie Leibovitz

After

Annie Leibovitz